I bet most guys will agree that understanding women is not easy to make your like easier I though I'd share some translations of womenspeak so that you  can better understand womens language in plain english .

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

I got this from a female friend of mine's and hence wont claim credit for it but thought it worth sharing . 

Female visitors please feel free to make corrections , additions as necessary as I atleast am open to learning more on this front constantly .